I'll probably do a lot of these but for some reason every time I go out some random person assumes they know me. Here's the most recent one:
Slut*: HEY! I shampooed your hair the other day!
Me: No ma'am, I did that myself.
*I only call you a slut because you assumed I was one.
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at least they don't assume you are hillary clinton.
just sayin
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