Wednesday, June 18, 2008

She won't go to her timeout chair...


Do you think Super Nanny would help me with my cat?

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Memphis Pride

I think it was PRIDE or something in Memphis yesterday...it smelled of gay outside.

The parade goes right by Cafe Ole and I was waiting on a table (as I tend to do when in the mood):

Guy: What's going on? Some sort of gay parade?
Me: Correct.

Which got me to thinking...what clued that guy in first?
The men dressed like women?
The women who look like men?
The guys kissing other guys?
Madonna?
The feeling that everyone left skittles in their washing machines?

Whatever it was, that guy picked up on it.

This girl had on rainbow eyeshadow. Overkill or awesome? Not sure. Too much rainbow makes my head hurt.

I wanted to throw eggs at the parade. Not because I don't like the gays...but I'm pretty anti-parades without elephants.

That's all.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

New job?

I need a job that puts my amazing text messaging ability to good/world-saving use.

Any ideas?