Inaugural Balls are in your face!

Everyone I know has turned 14 and are loving it!

My best Inaugural Balls joke involved: "All those black tie balls".

What was your best?

I'm going to be a STAR!

So at the work Christmas party I ended up doing wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much Karaoke (as one tends to do at an open bar/karaoke function). I thought nothing of it but now a guy that works in our kitchen is hell-bent on being my manager and us making it big. He has big plans for me too:

Him: "Hey guys!!!! Guess who's going to be on the BET AWARDS?"
Me: "Who?"
Him: "You'll be right up there singing!!! With Elton John!"
Me and 4 other people: "Why is Elton John at the BET Awards?"

It was nice knowing you guys but I'm going to be HUGE!

Joke of the moment

I'm obsessed with making jokes/reference to the SNUGGIE so please forgive me if it's how I respond to everything you say.

"How are you today?"
"Could that shirt look anymore like a SNUGGIE??? OMGLOLZ!"