So I've decided I need a new "thing". My "things" don't tend to last long so don't worry too much about it but hear me out anyway. Imma start as many celebrity feuds as I can. Wait until TMZ gets this scoop!
Eric vs. Lyle Lovette and his Large Band
The other day I was merrily on my way to the bus stop so that I could get on said bus and go to my job and make money to feed my starving cat (on my side yet?) when to my horror I noticed that my bus stop and the entire block was taken up by four large semi-trucks and a couple of tour buses (I KNOW!). Come to find out ol' Lovette was playing over at Minglewood Hall. So not only would the bus not have seen me had I stood there but I doubt any of those roadies would've let me hide inside and touch stuff.
"What ever did you do you poor thing?". Well, I had to...brace yourselves...WALK TO THE NEXT BUS STOP!!!!! Sorry if anything is misspelled right now, I'm tearing up just thinking about it.
So Lyle, for making me take 10 extra steps and probably stepping in some stuff that I wouldn't have stepped in otherwise...you're going down.
I await my apology. And a belt buckle.
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