Thursday, June 12, 2008

New job?

I need a job that puts my amazing text messaging ability to good/world-saving use.

Any ideas?

2 comments:

Alli said...

you could travel third world countries and be a spotter for adoption-quality children. texting celebs to alert them of a new brown baby could be your calling. your main clients would be madonna, brangelina, and rosie. you have to be on your mark though. i know you wouldn't let them down.

anna said...

text me B(.)(.)BS every ten minutes from 8am to 5pm, monday through friday.
this will keep me from killing myself.

thx.