Attention ladies!
I have discovered where all the balding, single, slightly overweight, bad dressing men are at 11pm!
Why, they are at your local Schnucks Grocery Store...all buying the same thing!
1) Some variety of chip
2) Some variety of food that only needs a microwave
3) Some variety of beer that comes in packs of 6
I suspect a lot of you will be wanting to loiter around the Freezer section a little more now.
(let's forget the part that I only know this because I too was one of them except I think my fabulous hair caused a man to take the last bag of Cool Ranch Doritos out of spite, jerk)
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