Dirty Duerr is Comin' Soon...bitches

I'm a very busy guy. That being said, I feel I have no creative outlet in life. After saying that, I'll tell you a story.

My 10year highschool reunion was last weekend. I fasted for 100 days like Jesus did for his highschool reunion on only beer and Makers Mark and noisy sunchips for stamina. I was looking...the same just much drunker. I brought my partner in crime along for the ride so if all else failed (and it did) I knew I'd still have a great time.
Hotel room, police encounters, double bacon cheeseburgers, fireball after fireball shots, and a lot of acting a fool later...we forgot to go to the reunion. (Sidenote: we are nowhere close to the point of this blog so get comfy)

The ride back to Memphis was full of beer and a lot of talks about my new cartoon series about a yard gnome and his friend yard jesus and their fights with evil mister lawn jockey. Suddenly, as most things happen with me, I realized that idea was idiotic but that what I really want/need/must have before I go postal is to be on MTV cribs showing off things like my room where bikini bitches wait to have expensive liquor poured all over them and my arts and crafts room (that's what I call a wine cellar).

So I've been writing rap songs. Daily. T and I (not TI...he wishes) will soon hit the hiphop world hard with our beats and dope rhymes and outlandish outfits. And you may think I'm joking and maybe at one time I was but shit ya'll...being a wannabe rapper is fun as hell!

Taking posse applications soon. Youtube will be where I debut the song "Dope Dick" and well...I'm pretty much too hard for most of you now. I'd say I'm sorry but that just wouldn't be very street of me.

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