I'm finally feeling this supposed "recession"

Setting: My place of employment
Time: about an hour after we closed

Waiting for my final table to finally get up and leave. Lady waves me over and hands me cash.

Me: "Do you need change?"
Her: "No!"
Me: "Thank you"

I don't count the money, I rarely do. They sit there for another 25 minutes and finally leave.

5 minutes later, Lady comes back.

Her: "You owe me $10!!!!"
Me: "Huh?"
Her: "You owe me $10."
Me: "You said you didn't need change"
Her: "Well, I decided to leave your tip on the table instead. Did you get it?"
Me: "The $2? Yeah I got that." (Note: her tab was $35)
Her: "You know we're in a recession baby!"
Me: "..."
Me: "..."
Me: *smacks a bitch*

The end.