If someone asked you to describe yourself by telling ONE joke that encompasses your sense of humor/style/personality as much as possible, what would it be?
I'm curious. I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Sin and cos are at a beach. Suddenly sin jumps on top of cos.
Cos:" What the hell are you doing?"
Sin: "Sorry, I'm trying to get a tan."
Did you hear there are only 10 types of people in the world? Those that understand binary, and those that don't.
A lady was at the grocery store in the express lane. She emptied the contents of her basket, which consisted of one apple, a single serving cup-a-soup, and a romance novel. The male clerk looked at the lady and asked, "Say, are you single by any chance?"
"Why yes," said the woman. "What made you think to ask me that?"
"Because you're ugly."
I have two
Q. What's grey?
A. A melted penguin.
and....
two apples are sitting in the fridge, one apple says,
"blimey, it's cold in here."
the other one says,
"holy shit, a talking apple!!"
lame, but so says I. :)
what did the fish say when it hit the wall?
damn.
or maybe just a basic yer mom joke.
i like to keep it simple. classy.
A nun walks into her Mother Superior's office and tells her she's leaving the convent.
"I want to leave to become a prositute," she said.
With that the Mother Superior feinted out of her chair and hit the floor. The nun ran to her aid and helped her up.
"Mother Superior!" the nun exclaimed. "I'm so sorry! Was it because I said that I wanted to be a prostitute?"
"A prostitute?" the Mother Superior said. "Thank Heavens, child, I thought you said you wanted to become a 'Prostetant'!"
A father of two very differently tempered sons, one extremely pessimistic (John) and one extremely optimistic (Ted), decides to run and experiment on them.
He places John in a room full of every new toy you can imagine.
He places Ted in a room full of horse crap.
He leaves them in their respective room for 10 minutes and then comes back and checks on them.
He checks on John and finds him sitting in the corner, crying. He asks him whats wrong and John says "I'm scared I'll break all of these nice toys".
He then checks on Ted who he finds flailing away at all the crap in the room, slinging it everywhere, appearing to be having a grand ole time. He asks Ted what he's doing. Ted looks up at his dad with a huge grin on his face and says, "With all this horse crap in here I just know there must be a pony in here somewhere".
I have two, which works with my bipolar personality quite nicely.
How do you make a dead baby float?
2 scoops of ice cream, rootbeer, dead baby.
And why do anteaters never get sick? Because they're full of antibodies! Hee hee.
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