Tina Fey for President (or VP, I'm not picky)

I've been missing and tripping and other -ings.

I've been without internet for a month or so and let me tell you, I got a lot done! For starters, you can see from the photo to your left...I had some work done. I said "brad pitt in Fight Club please". And here we are. You like?

Only one?

Am I the only one who finds Kathie Lee Gifford hilarious?



http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/08/05

A Confession Part 2

For Halloween in 6th grade, I dressed up as Tina Turner, heels and brown-face included. And threw a party. At a church youth center.

We don't need another drag queen.

bright idea

dear jesus,

please build a giant air conditioner for when I need to go outside in the 100 degree heat. I understand that Global Warming was supposed to help this but...wrong again! Listen to me this time, GIANT.AIR.CONDITIONER.

Thanks,
hot.

My joke...

I read this while perusing the VH1 Best Week Ever blog and seriously can't stop telling it to people...the reactions are my favorite part.

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!!!"

there ya go.

Only One!

If someone asked you to describe yourself by telling ONE joke that encompasses your sense of humor/style/personality as much as possible, what would it be?

I'm curious. I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.


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