Thursday, July 24, 2008
A Confession Part 2
For Halloween in 6th grade, I dressed up as Tina Turner, heels and brown-face included. And threw a party. At a church youth center.
We don't need another drag queen.
bright idea
dear jesus,
please build a giant air conditioner for when I need to go outside in the 100 degree heat. I understand that Global Warming was supposed to help this but...wrong again! Listen to me this time, GIANT.AIR.CONDITIONER.
Thanks,
hot.
please build a giant air conditioner for when I need to go outside in the 100 degree heat. I understand that Global Warming was supposed to help this but...wrong again! Listen to me this time, GIANT.AIR.CONDITIONER.
Thanks,
hot.
Friday, July 18, 2008
My joke...
I read this while perusing the VH1 Best Week Ever blog and seriously can't stop telling it to people...the reactions are my favorite part.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!!!"
there ya go.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!!!"
there ya go.
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